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Hairbrush Spanking, Maxi Mounds, Mastasia

admin — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:03:35 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video Blog Script #151 -- spanking veronika OPEN GFX Our pals over at Punished Brats have been busy whacking out new episodes. Or new episodes to whack it to? Which is it? Well, if you’re into spanking these guys do it right. Punished Brats latest episodes include a cute blonde girl getting a good spanking and a hot chick named Erica getting smacked with a hairbrush…. Lets take a look at that shall we? SOT As always you can check out all the latest updates by heading to Pixies Previews. And there’s always some good little vignettes in there to look at. --- For all it’s mainstream posturing, YouTube has all kinds of almost adult content on their massive servers. Thanks to google you can check out “The world’s biggest boobs”. There are hundreds of clips on YouTube with the same title. Many of them feature this woman. Maxi Mounds. She was featured on Spike Tv as having the world’s largest boobs. The size? 61 Triple M. That’s like two full sized watermelons. Maybe bigger. Maxi spends her time stripping in Memphis. For more info on Maxi.. check out her website at Maxi Mounds dot com! She also wrote a book called “Maxi Mounds guide to the world of exotic dancing”. First chapter? Get giant boobs. Make lots of money. -- Whatever you do, don’t click on the video that says Ripley’s Biggest Boobs in the world… You will not get big boobs… just a strange little man dancing with a hamster. -- Lots of guys are into big boobs… and then there are guys who are into really really big boobs. Yes even bigger than Maxi Mounds. Guess you could call it Extreme Boob Fetish. They’re so big they’re unreal.. and they’re not real even by plastic surgery standards. Mastasia dot com is home to Excessive Tit Fantasies. Where you can feast your peepers on Wobbling Whoppers. Adventures of Ultra Busty Lactating Women in Heat. Yes, this is a real website. Gianna Michaels wouldn’t even have a chance here. Stars on this site include: Nikki Nipplelicious, Stephanie Stackwell, Tiana Tankers and Bianca Bazongas! That must be fun when she’s at the Doctors office. “Miss Bazongas, the doctor will see you now.” Recent updates include Bianca and Janeen playing with strap ons… and Monica doing some weightlifting using her friend Stephani’s tits. Of particular note we have Nikki Nipplelicious who’s nipples are about a foot long and look like a whales penis. At least she has some interesting outfits. Nice dress I like the little ties on the end. That’s all for today folks, until next time I’m ….. bye! Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

Blowjob Art, Big Butts Like it Big

admin — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:49:14 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]We’re back with Dita taking a look at a blowjob blog called Art of the Blowjob. We also check out some weird euro commercials, an undercover student video and pay a visit to our favorite big ass site - Big Butts Like It Big.
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A New Daily Tang

admin — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:37:28 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]We’re taking a little break here on the Tang. Just long enough to soak up some sun, drink a few margaritas and perhaps go to the zoo. Upon our return on September 1st you can expect to see a new look for the show, more interaction on the set, more field shoots, more spanking episodes and a few guest hosts. We’ll also get our membership side of the site going with little goodies to enjoy. Dita has been busy shooting fetish videos so we’ll get you up to speed with that. We’ll also be updating this little promo video with teases of what’s to come, so check back when you get a chance!

Fun blooper edition

admin — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:06:02 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]You think reading news about hardcore porno is easy? Try it after a few Vodka Tonics. Here we find Deets bumbling her way through her lines in our latest blooper edition.

Dita’s first spanking edition

admin — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:56:21 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video blog V1 Script #142 OPEN GFX GFX – SPANKING EDITION MAKE A MISTAKE – GET SPANKED GO. Wait what did that say? We love cool, arty erotic photography here on Daily Tang so we have to tell you about Chas Ray Krider. His work features themes of exaggeration, mystery and the guilty pleasures of voyeurism. A book, I think it’s a book called “Motel Fetish” features some amazing photos shot in a 60’s era motel. You can check out the website at motel fetish dot com. Those pictures are quite demiurgic. -- The dancers were on fire at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Shreveport. Literally. One of the dancers who regularly used fire in her routine, burned her face during some sort of mishap and was rushed away by ambulance. Apparently she was in the middle of a routine with a flaming drink when somehow the drink splashed on her face. And I thought auto-immolation was just for buddist monks! -- The founders of pirate bay dot org are being sued for two point five million dollars. Pirate bay is a bit torrent tracking website that points to just about every illegal, copyrighted file on the net. Pirate bay has repeatedly scoffed at the notion of copyright protection and often posts letters from record companies on the website and makes fun of them. The site is based in Sweden. The capital of Sweden is Stockholm which is just east of Eskilstonia. -- If you’re into amateur porn sites, here’s a cool one to check out.. it’s called “My last girlfriend” it features some pics of ex-girlfriends in various stages of undress and quite a few in various stages of sucking cock. Isn’t that nice? Here’s one… beautiful ex girlfriend shows her stylish fetish gear in private pics… nice! -- Here’s a video that combines motel fetish with furry fetish. A skinny goth chick gives a bear a lapdance, then she pulls out a knife, removes the stuffing from the bear and makes a hat out of the bear’s skin. It’s from a film called Razordolls by jack the zipper. This is the same studio that did Blacklight Beauty which was cool to look at but the sex scenes were a bit tame. Anyway that’s all for today… I’m Dita Rose and I’ll see you here next time on Daily tang dot com. Bye! Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

Shakira Porn Movie?

admin — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:01:23 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video blog V1 Script #141 OPEN GFX So did Spanish pop singer Shakira really do a porno movie? And was it filmed on a yacht owned by Alejandro Sanz and then the tape was stolen by two former employees? Well…. No. Damn! The whole thing was a prank pulled by some publicity seeking DJ. Too bad. Shakira would make a great porn actress. Oh well. but If you do want to see some big round booty shaking porn, you can always head over to “40inch Plus” for the biggest roundest butts on the net. This girl, Lorena, looks kinda like Shakira. She can’t sing worth a damn but she does have a big round 43 inch ass and that has to count for something. -- There are millions of blogs out there and there’s probably a million of them that cover porn. But, alas, only a few of them are worth looking at. Daily Tang is going to attempt to point you to a few of them in the hopes of expanding your porno horizons. -- One of our favorite stops is the Aussie based Otty Hotties. Here you’ll always find a nice collection of pics featuring everything from young girls to well… young hot girls. The site has a cool layout and links to a bunch of hot solo girl sites. -- Another totally kick ass blog is called Free Ones. This site is a free for all and features interviews with big tit porn stars, plenty of site reviews and just plain interesting stuff. Like this article on 70’s tits in porn. They just don’t make em like they used to do they? -- This site isn’t really a blog but it is an interesting site nonetheless. Free Porn Times is kind of like the porn version of “The Onion”. This is one of the few sites that combines humor and porn successfully. Here you’ll find actual funny editorials and some really bizarre shit like this article on “sexy injections” and the growing “certified fine black ass” controversy. It’s a real controversy I hear. If you like Daily Tang, you’ll love this site. -- HotWifeBlog definitely lives up to it’s name. Point your trouser mouse at this site and you’ll find some of the hottest wives, girlfriends and just plain smoking hot women who love sex. The site is really a community focused on the hotwife lifestyle… what’s a HotWife you ask? Lets let the guy who runs it explain: SOT so what’s a hotwife? Wow sounds kinky. There are all kinds of hot pics and stories on the site including submissions from readers. Hotwifeblog, check it out. -- For a true behind the scenes look at porn valley, there’s really only one place to go. GramPonante.com This blog is produced by a former managing editor of AVN. So you could say he knows the biz inside and out. Here you’ll find exclusive interview with big name porn stars, movie reviews and observations you’d only find from someone intimately familiar with the adult industry. GramPonante dot com… check it out. That’s all for today folks… I’ll see ya next time right here on daily tang dot com. Bye! Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

Eroscillator, Brandi Belle, Loverboys

admin — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:40:30 +0000

RocketPoon V1 Script #140 OPEN GFX Sex Toys for women are usually pretty basic, it’s either a dildo or some kind of vibrating thingy. But the makers of this new sex toy have gone all out… to create the most complicated sex toy ever made. (YELL IT) No it’s not a toothbrush for aliens. The EROS-CILLATOR claims to offer women the most powerful orgasms of their lives. It has an electric motor and more attachments than a Kitchen Maid handheld blender. Old lady sex therapist Ruth Westheimer endorses it. Some of the attachments include: the "ball & cup," the "cluster grapes" and the "golden spoon." Then there’s the "french legionnaire's mustache." A homage to those mustachioed, sexually adept French fighters the world round. Ah, Franco how I miss thee. If you don’t believe me that this thing works, just listen to these people! SOT “It’s an incredible difference” In fact It’s made such a difference her husband doesn’t even have to be there! Eroscillator one – Husband zero. Buh bye loser. -- Now we know the acting in most porno movies is horrible. But we have to give credit to brandi belle of brandi belle dot com. At least she’s trying to change things up a bit. Here’s Brandi’s new game show, “How big is the penis!” SOT And the penis is…. Not very big! Unfortunately the male performer was in desperate need of some Viagra. Of course having two female contestants laughing at your pee wee doesn’t help matters much. Check out Brandi Belle dot com for more exciting episodes. Actually, her site is pretty cool, We’ll have a full review of her site coming up in a week or so. -- Bachlorette parties. Girls get together, have some drinks, straws shaped like dildos… maybe a gay male stripper dressed as a cop. Boring. Unless the stripper is from “Loverboys USA”. These strippers take the bachlorette party to a whole new slutty level, or at least, that’s what their website would have you believe. Loverboys documents the travels of a team of male strippers who somehow get their clients to give blowjobs. These soon to be married whores seem to have no problem showing off their oral skills. They blow the guys right there in front of all their friends and, of course, a video camera. There are seven years worth of videos on the site. Many of them look like they were shot in Europe but we have to admit. Many of the girls look like average girls who were invited to a bachlorette party gone wild. Like these two ladies. Who look like they just came from bingo night, and this nice blonde who finds out what it’s like to have a penis slapped on her head. What an experience! The site costs 19 bucks a month… oh wait.. it’s euros.. so that’s like 30 bucks a month. Yes, so it is shot in Europe. You know what they say: What happens in Europe - gets videotaped and seen all over the world on the internet. (make face, smile) Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

nazi prison bondage, baby oil, big naturals

admin — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:52:18 +0000

RocketPoon V1 Script #139 OPEN GFX If you’re in to Formula-one car racing here’s a little behind the scenes news for you. The guy that runs Formula one is under pressure to resign after a sex tape came out with him in it. Wait it gets better. Apparently the tape followed some sort of Nazi prison theme and starred Mosley and five women. Here’s a description from the Times: “Speaking in German and brandishing a leather whip, Mosley beat the women after allowing himself to be subjected to a humiliating inspection for lice and an interrogation in chains.” Ah… nothing gets me hotter than a good old-fashioned lice inspection. -- Baby oil can add a little spice in the bedroom but Jasmine Tame may have gone off the deep end in this video. Usually a little spritz on the boobs or puss is all that’s needed. But not for Jasmine. She likes it all over her body on her face and yes even in her mouth. Wow. After going through an entire bottle of baby oil she proceeds to squirm around on the floor like some kind of writhing, oily, sea monkey. Yeah. A sea monkey we’d like to have sex with. If you’d like to see more of Jasmine Tame check her out on Spunkmouth and of course her finest work on Eat My Ass dot com. I could have lived the rest of my life without ever seeing that site again. -- Now that we’re on the topic of baby oil, we can’t go on without mentioning one of our favorite big tit sites… Big Naturals dot Com. Here you’ll always find hot big boobed girls covered in baby oil. It’s like their thing. They do it in almost every scene. God damn that Gianna’s boobs are fucking out of control. -- Ah college house parties. Kegs, good tunes, drunken girls, drunken guys… with video cameras… SOT That girl was kinda cute. -- Quite a few people have written us asking where we get the music for the show, as of right now everything comes from Club of Rome a local band here in Miami. But we want to expand our sound a little bit so here’s the deal. If you’re in a band and you want to get some clicks to your myspace page, we want your music. Daily Tang is taking musical submissions to be used in the open of the show. In exchange, we’ll give you a nice big link and a kiss on the cheek. So, if you’re in a band or you know one, write us a note and we’ll have your song playing over our cool graphic open and perhaps during other parts of the show. That’s all for today. See you next time right here on Daily Tang dot com. Take it away Club of Rome best band on earth. -- Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

Veronika’s Nice Round Ass

admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:49:28 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]Veronika checks out the results of an un-offical condom test, finds out how to hide her porn collection and pays a visit to our favorite public nudity/sex site, Asses in Public. Watching the preview clips must have gotten Miss Raquel in the mood. We take a trip outside for a view of her nice round ass… Really!

dita von teese, wetlook, free porn video

admin — Fri, 23 May 2008 21:55:08 +0000

RocketPoon V1 Script #138 – super soaker, fight scene OPEN GFX Pin up Model Dita Von Teese, has revealed her secret porn past. A raunchy lesbo, double dildo movie has been leaked online. The clip shows the 35 year old burlesque beauty getting it on with a hot blonde. Normally this would be no big deal as Dita has all kinds of topless pics on her website, but she just signed a big promotion deal with Wonderbra. Not sure if double dildo lesbo fucking is part of their marketing plan but we’re sure some execs are freaking out right now. -- Booty Shaking contests are all the rage in Cancun… Plenty of liquor, Hot girls, a wild crowd, a stage that’s 5 feet too short. SOT –“whoa!” A contestant at this event got so wound up, she shook her fat ass right off the stage. After taking a six foot drop, booty girl got right back up again and showed her ass off at street level. That girl deserves a medal… and a rewind on Daily Tang. -- We’re always discovering new fetishes here on daily tang… and here’s one that’s got me all wet. It’s called Wetlook. It’s girls in wet clothes… yes. That’s the fetish. Girls in wet clothes like jeans, skirts and pantyhose. Is this turning you on? If it is, a good place to begin your Wetlook experience is the forum at wetlook forum dot com. Here you’ll find links to all kinds of wetlook pic and video sites. Here’s a site called wetclothing girls… And then there’s wetclothing couples and wetlook models.. featuring bambi… There’s even a site called dunk tank dames. If you like watching girls getting dunked into one of those carnival tanks. Then there’s wetlook Dita Rose dot com… ha ha very funny. What are you going to show for that? (spray) (dita attacks). -- Ok back to the news. Here’s a cool site I found surfing around one day. It’s called Free Sex dot com adult blog. Ok, not a great title but the content is pretty good. This blog is all about candid nude shots. A good number of the photos here are shot at nude beaches in Europe but there’s a fair amount of everyday snapshots here too. -- Speaking of candid nude shots, Asses in Public has posted a few new episodes that are worth talking about…. Kylie Reese is back for another adventure. I think this chick really enjoys exposing herself in public. This time though, she went extra crazy flashing everybody on her way and letting them touch her and take pictures. She even gets a security guard to spank her. That guy is so fired right now. I guess all those guys touching her made her horny. So you know what happens next. Off to the train tracks for a little sucky fucky. Asses in Public check it out. That’s all for today guys… see you soon! Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30