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DITA GOES TO THE PARK (rewind)

admin — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:53:27 +0000

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SPANKING EDITION - REWIND FROM 08

admin — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:00:12 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]While we work on a new episode, enjoy our very first spanking edition.
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LINDSAY LOHAN, HOTWIFE NATALIE, SPANK AMBER

admin — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:30:29 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]In our latest porn video blog, the lovely Dita Rose updates us on Ali Lohan’s burgeoning film career. She’s starring in a remake of Troll with a director who used to make really awful pornos in the 80’s where everybody had piles of Borat-esqe pubic hair. She also checks out a local hotwife, Natalie Joseph, who’s a wild chick if there ever was one. Dita loves being spanked so she had to check out Spank Amber, a cute redhead with a bubblebutt who loves having her rear end smacked until it’s bright red. Speaking of which… I think Dita has a new video coming out next week…

FETISH BY ANNA, FETISH FACTORY, RETRO PORN

admin — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:37:57 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]After a week long hiatus due to the Winter Music Conference and Ultra Music Festival here in Miami, Dita is back with a new episode. Today we take a look at some new porn formatted for the iphone, check out a well-done fetish website called Fetish By Anna and pay a visit to our favorite local fetish superstore - The Fetish Factory. Also, Dita has her favorite breakfast treat ruined by the folks over at Retro Raw.

Tantric sex, g-spot, squirting

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:24:56 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]In our latest porn video blog, Dita looks into the mysteries of tantric sex and tries to find out if women really do have g-spots… After an impromtu product test, we all agree that Dita does indeed have a G-spot. After collecting herself, Dita checks out some squirt niche websites: Squirt Hunter, Squirting 101

WHITE DEW, FUNNY CAPTIONS, PIERCING

admin — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:17:44 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video Blog Script #156 -- OPEN GFX An Arizona man is fighting charges he gave girls facials without their permission. Prosecutors say Tyrone Henry lured young girls to his home to try out a product called "White Dew" facial cream he was developing. The girls said the guy showed them examples of women with “clumpy” white cream on their faces and then blindfolded them. The girls said they heard heavy breathing and Henry say, “It’s coming,” and then felt a thick, warm substance applied to their faces. The girls said they knew something was up when they got home and thought about it for a while. Gee… I wonder why we were blindfolded? The girls later went on to participate in a blindfolded extra large penis shaped tampon insertion test. Yeah that’s it. -- One of our favorite things to do here on Daily Tang is to look at all the funny captions that are out there in porn land. I seriously think that some of the best creative writers of our time are slaving away as caption writers for porno mags. Euro Cum Speciality site GGG Sex Box always has some great prose: Radioactive fallout hits without warning, turning a number of workers into demented weirdos. Out of their heads, they abduct a girl and assault her unsuspecting snatch with bodily fluids. Here’s one from Christoph Clark’s site. Watch as she gets throat fucked until she begs to get her pussy stuffed by this big cocksman's dick. Getting pussy fucked just isn't enough for Dina, she wants more. The porn stud takes his hard dick and slams it into her tight pink asshole, fucking her until she comes all up and down his shaft. Some of the greatest stuff comes from sites originally written in another language. Like this French / translated into English gang bang site. “I like the sex in all his forms. this is why I wanted to make share my torrid meetings with you by making my small site PERSO, it is a true site AMATEUR and entirely managed by my care. He is without claim no, not being a pro, but I do it with much passion and love.” -- Many strippers and porn stars get their pussies pierced. Many regular non-pornstars do it too, and why not…. it looks hot. Girls if you’ve ever thought about piercing your hood … here’s a little video you can watch to see exactly how the procedure is done. SOT Wow. I think I just peed in my pants looking at that. Ouch! She looks kinda cute and she has nice tits. .. I guess her boyfriends going to have fun with that. For more info on genital piercing here’s a site with a lot of good information. It’s called Rings of Desire dot com. There are all kinds of pictures and info for first timers. Anyhoo that’s all for today my Darlings… see you next time right here on Daily Tang. Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

ASS SMOOTHIE, SMURF PORN, TEENS LIKE IT BIG

admin — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:56:32 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video Blog Script #154 -- OPEN GFX Many health conscious people like to enjoy a smoothie now and again… in fact I had one on my way to this shoot. ( Banana, Strawbery, cane sugar, protein powder. ) How are we going to tie smoothies to porn? A new website has done if for us. It’s called AssSmoothie dot com. The object of this site is so outlandish and gross – they’ve skipped the usual pics and video tour for a TEXT explanation of what the site is about: I’m just gonna read it: “Ass Smoothie is all about pornstars and hot girls who enjoy ass to mouth felching. The porn babes make a smoothie which is then poured inside their rectum. We use a speculum to gape their asshole open wide so we can fill up their anal cavity with what then becomes known as the ass smoothie. As they wait in the piledriver position with their ass up in the air, we pour the entire anal smoothie inside their butt and let it sit their for a moment (there is misspelled). When they are completely full, the girls get back on their feet and squirt the ass smoothie from their assholes into a glass below. Next they take the anal beverage to their lips and drink it all, thus completing the felching cycle of ass to mouth, by ingesting the ass smoothie which was sitting deep inside their own rectum. LOOKED SHOCKED INTO THE CAMERA I think I need electric shock therapy now. Apparently there are plenty of girls willing to make an ass smoothie. There are dozens of them right there on the front page of the site. You know there are a lot of Puma Swede fans out there… They could sell Puma Swede ass smoothies! (if you could make a few million off it would you sell your ass smoothies?) -- There are all kinds of condoms out there: super thin, ribbed, spermicidal lubricant, extra large (wink wink) yeah. But there’s a new type of condom being developed where pleasure is the last thing the inventors were thinking about. Introducing Rape-x the world’s first anti-rape condom. How does this thing work? If you’re a guy - imagine sticking your dick into a big pile of sea urchins. That’s what it’s like. The rape-x is a female condom women put in their vagina. The inside of the tube has hundreds of razor sharp, penis slashing barbs. If anyone tried to rape you, they’re penis winds up looking like a hot dog put through a paper shredder. Yee ha! Where do I sign up. Just kidding. The frequently asked questions part of the site has some helpful tips for women. Like this one: “What if I’m asleep and someone enters my house and tries to rape me? – The answer? Golden Rule keep the device right next to you!” Wait… hang on mr. Rapist while I insert my anti rape condom! -- And now our totally random video of the day. This gem comes from naked on the streets dot com. We’re going to have to do a special on Spanish language porn because they come up with the weirdest shit. In this homage to the Smurfs, two dudes painted blue bang a girl in a field. Then papa smurf comes along and tells them to get lost. Then… they whistle the smurf song as they blow loads on the pretty girl’s face. It’s all coming up in a brand new site from Brazzers - Smurfettes like it Big! -- Speaking of Brazzers… Some hot new bitches have shown up on Teens Like it Big. Fresh off the bus is little Brittany Amber. The ridiculous, unbelievable storyline is that she won a radio contest and gets to meet a celebrity who’s name is Kerian Lee. Yeah he’s huge in Europe. SOT All of Britney’s friends show up to see Mr. Big shot. Apparently he’s big in the crotchetal region as well and shows Britney his 8 inch snufalufagus trunk. Check out Tees like it big dot com for all the latest… that’s all for today … see you next time right here on Daily tang dot com. (what is the perfect size peen?) Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

DAILY TANG BONDAGE EDITION the sequel

admin — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:31:16 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video Blog Script #162 -- bondage edition – 3 positions – free episode tite, pay episode wide (un gag – regular set) mmmph. I’m ***** and Daily Tang Bondage edition starts right now. OPEN GFX Madonna and Britney Spears are set to perform a bondage routine together. The pop superstars - who caused controversy when they shared a kiss at the MTV Music Awards in 2003 - will appear in bandages which they will remove to reveal tiny bondage pants and knee-high boots. The footage will be screened to fans on Madonna's Sticky and Sweet world tour via giant video screens. Sources say Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies to appear together almost naked apart from underwear and boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. The pair will perform a mix of Madonna's track Beat Goes On and Britney's Piece of Me. -- (on knees, arms bound back, ) Toymaker Mattel is under fire because of it’s latest Barbie doll. Introducing Black Canary Barbie. Instead of a nice homemaker sundress, Barbie is wearing a leather jacket, fishnet stockings and boots. Why not 1970’s hooker Barbie? The new Barbie is actually based on a comic book hero named Black Canary. But that’s not sitting well with critics. They say this new Barbie is sending the wrong message to kids. -- (hogtied ) If you travel to Canada anytime soon, leave the hardcore bondage flicks out of your luggage. Border officals are confiscating bondage dvd’s and magazines at the request of the government. And you though Canadians were more open minded than Americans… Not. Some of the titles picked up in the last few months…. Arena of Pain 2, Badman Bondage where the Badman is tying up his sexy babes tighter than ever! College Balls, Disciplinary Action and Future Doms and Rope of the Rising Sun. Sounds like some fun movies. -- (spreader to neck) Our friends over at Hogtied dot com are up to their old tricks again… Hogtied is the premiere site for hardcore rope bondage. They shoot everything in a big abandoned Armory in San Francisco. Recent updates include an intense rope session with a hot blonde named Vendetta. She gets tied up in all kinds of crazy positions and even gets a rope hook in her butt! Ow! Big titted Christina Carter is up next and she gets worked over in one long continuous take. This scene is really hot and Christinas tits are beautiful. Our favorite scene is with cute little Amy. She gets the full suspension treatment and gets put in some wild acrobatic positions. Hogtied dot com… check it out. -- (spanking?) Of course hogtied isn’t the only game in town when it comes to hardcore bondage… here’s another site to tell you about it’s called into the attic dot com. If you want to see some intense bondage scenes with more of a realistic, amateur edge check this site out. Into the Attic is shot somewhere near Seattle in the Pacific Northwest… Yeah it’s the same area where they shot Twin Peaks. The site definitely has that creepy vibe. The attic apparently refers to an attic in this creepy looking house in the woods. There are dozens of models on this site. Each scene features hardcore rope bondage, collars, spankings, and yes even some dildo fucking. The way they do their model page is kind of cool too. Each shoot is detailed and they put a lot of work into the descriptions. Very cool site. Into The Attic dot com check it out. Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

BIG BOOTY EDITION WITH JACKIE EDEN

admin — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:49:04 +0000

Daily Tang Porn Video Blog Script #155 -- ass special OPEN GFX Every guy likes a nice ass but some guys… we’ll they’re just damn obsessed. Buttman John Stagliano comes to mind but there are plenty of amateur fans out there with a booty obsession. And so… we are brought to a website known as the Ass Matrix. This site is a virtual encyclopedia of the female ass. It details female asses so thouroghly were wondering if this guy isn’t some kind of medical student. This website could be his dissertation. The site has tons of pictures and diagrams detailing every aspect of the different types of ass. Covers the various types of asses with clinical precision even using a telistrator like they use in football to get the point across. The first thing you’ll notice when arriving at the Ass Matrix is the Ass Profiler application. This is an interactive guide to educate you to the different types of ass. There are four main categories: The Apple Bottom, The Tear Drop the Pig Tail and the Ghetto Booty. The apple bottom is characterized as looking like two volleyballs packed into a pair of jeans. The teardrop has a sloping characteristic and the pig tail is … well you’ll just have to read it all yourself. Here a false Tear Drop is diagnosed – recognized by it’s “Droopy and Long” appearance and “Ass shifting all over” characteristics. The Ass Matrix also contains quite a bit of humor, especially when the editor levees his ire at skinny white girl asses and fake asses like Beyonce… who doesn’t really have a nice ass… just big thighs. Also bony asses are covered in great detail. The author wonders aloud why so many Hollywood stars are thought of as hot with their bony nasty asses. Ladies if you’re curious, the Ass Matrix also offers a service where you can send in pictures of your own ass and have it analyzed by Ass Matrix technicians. Just click the link. -- You don’t have to go to an ass specialty site to see perfect amateur booty. A quick search on YouTube will turn up all kinds of assi-licious behavior. This White girl knows how to shake her booty. I love this… it’s just a empty room… a boom box… and a white girl bumping her cute little butt to the music. Here’s another teen sensation with big booty dreams… nice ass but girl you need to clean up your damn room. And the list goes on… She got a donk yes indeed. YouTube probably has more booty clips than any other site. Too bad the quality is so crappy. Booty shaking contests are all the rage now… Here’s a clip from Jump off two booty shaking contest. -- If you’d like to continue your ass viewing pleasure – and see some hardcore porn to boot, here’s a site worth checking out: Monster Curves features some of the hottest big booty girls with the craziest curves you’ve ever seen on camera. Front and center we have Brianna who gets into a little workout session with her blonde friend. They work up a sweat with some cardio and then move on to some face push ups and twat squats. They finish off the workout with some deep anal fucking. Further down the page we find Jessica who’s butt could have it’s own zip code. She shows up with a friend at some photographers house. They go inside then the baby oil comes out – oh yeah! SOT The two big butt sluts get naked and let the guy fuck them in every conceivable position. These girls really do have nice butts and it’s a sweet scene. Monster Curves – check it! That’s all for today Daily Tangers… see you soon! (shake that ass) Graphic Close :05 Runs 1:30

JACKIE GOES TOPLESS, TABITHA STEVENS,JIZZ ON MY GLASSES

admin — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:02:16 +0000

[See post to watch Flash video]In our latest episode, Jackie Eden tells us about Tabitha Steven’s massive pay raise. She’s getting 5 grand from some doofus to do a blowjob scene. Yes she’s been on the Howard Stern show and the video will get some publicity because of it but seriously folks, think about the poor up and coming whorelets who are being passed over in favor of a has-been porn star. Just saying. Jackie also shows us a new vibrator called the Phoenix that gets hard when you squeeze it. It’s weird and looks like a lava lamp. We pay a visit to Lux Nightmare’s blog but instead of reading it, we focus on how nice it would be to jizz all over her cute glasses… Lux, If you’re ever in town… Just saying. More hot, jizz loving, spectacled babes at jizzonmyglasses.com - the authority on the subject. Today’s episode brought to you by: Amateur Allure.